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That's right, I decided I want to make my very own Grindhouse movie. Only it will be in story format. Thing is I need a DOUBLE FEATURE, so I have someone in mind, I'd like to announce. Someone I hope, will want to help me and attach himself to the project. That person is very talented in writing scary stories. I'll post the details later, after I get confirmation on the project. Please stay tuned.
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...I wonder... 
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Well see it's a double feature. I'll write the first story, then Cowboy will write the second. That's right, it's official. Cowboy has accepted my offer. He will write the other half of this feature. But in between the two stories, there will be several fake movie trailers. Kevin is going to do a few, I'll do one as well.
Now Ultimates Rock, would you like to write a fake trailer as well?
Oh and Spencer, you can write a fake trailer too. I'm going too!
Also Kevin, please pm me, I have something to ask you. Thanks Kev!
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Cool sounds good!
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GRINDHOUSE
Movie trailer
This story takes place in New York City. An evil mad scientist with a crazed pet monkey has created a chemical that will make all men and women, puppets prone to the control of the master evil scientist. But his evil pet monkey has other plans. The monkey steals the scientist’s formula, and scampers off to the local zoo. When the monkey arrives, he feeds the formula to all the animals at the zoo. Tigers, turtles, eagles, parrots, bears, monkeys, lizards, fish, lions, dogs, cats, snakes, you name it. The monkey also indulges leaving any hopes of controlling the crazed animals in the dirt. But soon after the animals digest the formula, they quickly change into something more. Their eyes get red, and bunnies get big teeth. They get blasted by hunger pangs, like no one has ever felt before. Their vision turns red and they lose all control of their minds. The scientist arrives only to be eaten alive within ten seconds. Not only have these animals lost their minds, but they have become cannibals obsessed with human meat. No longer are they caged. Now the whole city of New York is their eating grounds. Within 20 minutes almost a quarter of the population has been consumed. Is this mankind’s end? Crazy, psycho, hungry, zombie-like, vicious, man-eating, kid consuming, Satan worshipping (not really), out of control, cannibal animals! Who can stop them?
Meet the zoo crew. Jacob “Fuck U” Martini. His New Years Resolution? To kick some fucking ass! Billy “HellRaZor” Jenkins. A dogcatcher with an attitude. Lost his hands in a dog incident a few years back. Now he worships Satan, drinks whiskey, and has two razors for hands! Can you say goodnight? Julio “Shitface” Pact. His pact? To put down some fucking animals. He’s got a vest full of needles. NeedlesS to say, he’ll be kickin’ some ass! Sarah “Big Breasts” Miller. A regular small town girl with an attitude. She’s got a sweet ride, nice shades, and a helluva rack! She fights animals with her breasts. How is that possible? Three words: Metal spiked bra! She grinds animals up with her metal spikey, rotating, bra! And damn she looks good doing it! Kathy “Hot legs!” Braughter. This chick can dodge any attack, knows karate, and can drive stick! HOT DAMN! Finally, the leader of the gang; Big BUBBA! Big black man with a patch over his right eye, tattoos as far as the eye can see, and a python underneath his pants. And I don’t mean a snake! Together these 6 are humanity’s last hope at survival. But can they accomplish the impossible when they go up against an army of fucking human eating, cannibal animals? Find out in an action packed thrill ride, with more gore, blood, and nudity in one film than there is in 100 dirty movies altogether! Don’t miss director A1 Steak Sauce’s grand vision come to life in….
THE CANNIBAL ZOO-ANIMALS MASSACRE
Special thanks to: Kevin!
And then stay in your seat for….
[insert Spencer’s movie trailer here!]
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| Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Whoa!  
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Some of that was pretty damned funny, huh?
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Sarah "Big Breasts" Miller???
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Yeah, I wanted some over the top suggestive, yet cheesy, yet cool. That one was a natural too me!
Oh how about Big BUBBA? He's got a python under his pants. And I don't mean a snake!
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Deeply disturbing image, why?
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I thought of that one from some Friday the 13th comic books. That and Scarface the video-game.
Jacob "Fuck U" Martin turned out great!
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Okay, I get the inspiration from Scarface... but Friday The 13th??
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Friday the 13th the comic. It came out last year. In it there was this big black guy. He was having sex with his girl, and these two white guys (young) saw them doing it! He chased them and they were laughing and one of them said something like, "Man's got a fricking pet python!"
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Thanks, man!! 
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