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CowBoy From Hell · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: ohhhhh

‘Adolf. That’s right. My parents named me Adolf. I, personally think that they have a sick sense of humor. I mean come ON! THEY NAMED ME AFTER OF ONE THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE IN HISTORY! They said that they named me Adolf for the meaning of the name but I still think that My mom hated me after going through forty hours of labor and just felt like punishing me. But hey what can I do. I just tell all the teachers to call me Al. Makes every thing easier. But a lot of them still stare at me funny.’ I thought to myself.

‘God I hate this town. All it is drug deals and shootings. Seriously.’

I looked down the street and saw a kid standing at the corner. Another kid walked up and stood in front of him. In a flash they traded money and drugs. The one that had walked up pulled the drugs out and tasted them. A dumb look spread across his face.

“WHAT THE HELL FOO’! TRYING TO JIP ME?” Said him.
I thought this was hilarious. Some stupid white guy dressed like a rapper. He looked ridiculous. With the hat side ways and the pants five sizes to big. Don’t they know how to use a belt?
Suddenly the white guy pulled a gun on the Hispanic dealer.
“WHAT’CH YOU THINKING FOO’!? HUH?”
The Hispanic turned to run and the white guy shot him. I froze in place. The Hispanic man died before he hit the ground. The bullet went right through his head. It was Ten Thirty at night so there wasn’t any one around. Expect me. And of course, stupid me, I was standing under a streetlight. That’s not obvious to the man with the gun down the street. He had spotted me almost as soon as he had shot the other man, so naturally to make sure no one could rat him out, he started after me. I’m 5’10 and weigh 150 pounds. White as well. Kind of stand out in a dark street. Not exactly the biggest guy out there. The shooter was about the same height but he was quite the little porker. Plus with his pants past his ass he couldn’t exactly sprint after me with out dropping them. In a panic I turned and fled. I sprinted down the dark street faster then shooter back there could. But I had no idea where I was going. I usually don’t take that neighborhood home but I was in a hurry. I rounded a corner and ran face first into another of the white wanna be rappers.
“Watch it!” He snapped at me.
I hit the ground with a soft thud. Just as I did the other guy rounded the corner. Apparently they knew each other.
“You dog! Grab the kid! HES A WITNESS!” He yelled breathlessly.
Before he could I was up and moving again. The second guy pulled a gun and just started shooting. Of course he couldn’t hit squat so most of the shots were miles off. But one skidded across my leg, making me cry out in pain and I fell. I hit the ground and rolled to avoid a giant trashcan. Couldn’t afford to hit that. I tried to stand but it was quite hard. As I slowly stood up one of them grabbed me and threw me into a wall. He punched me across the face hard, knocking a tooth loose. The second guy came up and hit me with a hard kick to the side. I dropped down to the ground a screamed.
“Yo. What should we do wit him?” The second one asked looking like an idiot as he said it.
“Kill him Foo’!” Replied the first.
“I know ‘at! But how?”
“Oh. Slow?”
“Oh ya dog. Gotta shut him up tho’. SO he don’t scream.”
The entire time they never noticed that I stood up.
“HEY!” I yelled.
They of course turned and looked.
“What the hell is wrong with you two? I mean come on? Do you actually know how to dress your self? From the look of it you don’t. And just because you wear your dad’s pants doesn’t make you a big boy. And my god every time you two talk, you slaughter the English language. Why foo’? Are you that lazy that you can’t actually say the ‘L’ at the end? Why do you guys think you are black? You guys look like you’ve never seen daylight. You guys are whiter then mozzarella cheese!”
“WHAT’CH YOU TALKIN BOUT FOO’!” The first one said
“SEE! THERE! THAT’S WHAT IM TALKING! THAT’S RIGHT I SAID TALKING NOT TALKIN” THAT’S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS CANT EVEN TALK SIMPLE ENGLISH!” I said throwing my hands up in anger.

“KILL HIM!” said the second guy raising his gun. Before he could even aim it I grabbed it away from him. (Didn’t expect that did you). I placed the barrel against his head and the first guy drew his.
“Drop it or your friend dies.” I said in a stone voice.
“YOU DROP IT FOO’!” He yelled back.
“See you’ve got a lot to lose. YOU shoot me and you go to jail for two murders, not just one. Plus your friend and probable butt buddy dies too. I got basically nothing.” I bluffed. Of course he doesn’t know that. He threw it across the street. I smiled. I thumbed the magazine eject and waited for the sound of it hitting before I moved the gun from his head. I cranked open the chamber, kicking out the loaded bullet. The two looked at me, dumbfounded. As the first guy started for his piece, I slapped him across the face with the tip of my gun. Blood immediately came from the gash in his cheek. The second made a move at me, but was quickly brought down with a punch to the jaw. As he stumbled back I hit him again with a right hook. I feel his jaw shatter on impact. He tries to scream as he falls but it just doesn’t sound right. The first guy comes at me, but I round house kick him, shattering his nose. He falls down in a pool of his nose blood. I smile on the inside. My plan went off with out a hitch. Suddenly the pager in my pocket goes off. I check it. Tom wants me to call. I walk over to guy number one and take a few quarters off him and head to a pay phone.
“Tim?” I ask when some one answer
“Dude. Okay I helped you with your bust. Now will you tell me what the hells going on?”
“Yeah dude. Be right over.”
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Ultimates_rock25 · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject:

Hahaha, great! I hate the way some idiots dress and talk in my school. When I read that speech he gives about how dumb the gangsters are I was just cracking up. Great job.
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CowBoy From Hell · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:15 pm Post subject:

Thanks man!
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