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AGAIN NOT CHILDREN FRIENDLY:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Because there's only two inches between a pussy and an asshole!
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UltimateKevin!
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Whoa-- whoa. Easy there, Chucka...
Where the hell did that dude even come from?!?!?! 
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CowBoy From Hell
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I still havent seen that movie.
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bobbydrake
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That was my favorite part.
Besides the five-minute vomiting scene. 
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UltimateKevin!
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| Dude, I would be a hypocrite if I told you to go watch it... but... Go watch it!! Seriously, I was so close to pissing my pants!! |
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UltimateKevin!
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| Pearl Harbor sucked... Just a little bit more than I miss you... |
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CowBoy From Hell
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Watch the Jon Penite comedy special. Its hilirous. I almost wet myself.
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We're gonna need a MONTAGE! And with every shot, show a little improvement...
Freedom costs a Buck oh nine....
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UltimateKevin!
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Always fade out in a montage...
MONTAGE
If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage... |
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CowBoy From Hell
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Never seen him. Dane Cook s B&E,Koolaid,and what he will name his children made me almost piss myself.
I gotta go bye!
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UltimateKevin!
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I have seen that one!!!
Later!! |
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bobbydrake
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I love Dane Cook.
And Demetri Martin!
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| Daniel Tosh, Jim Gaffigan, Dat Phan, Russel Peters, Gabriel Iglesias, Earthquake, Bruce Bruce... Oh! And I'm sorry but Lisa Lampaneli really cracks me up! |
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All very good comics.
I'm gonna go watch Scrubs, I'll talk to you later!
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UltimateKevin!
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Bye!
*sigh* I'm so lonely...  |
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UltimateKevin!
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| It's been... 65 minutes since you guys left... Oop. 66 minutes! Route 66! *gasp* Holy crap!! Choir homework!!! Oop. 67 minutes... |
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UltimateKevin!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:43 am Post subject: |
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| 120 minutes... |
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Here alone.
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ya its me again
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