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Some of my favorites.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but a glare from Chuck Norris liquefies your kidneys.
If Darth Vader and Batman were to get in a fight Chuck norris would win.
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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public
Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
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| These are funny but what martial art did chuck study |
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CowBoy From Hell
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In real life he if im not mistaken is a black belt in Ti Kwon Do.
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| He actually studied Tang Soo Do which is a Traditional Korean Martial art very close to tae kwon do |
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I also know Tang Soo Do and I am a big fan of Chuck Norris. Although I do not find these "jokes" amusing to the least. Immature actually.
Carry on, Marvels. 
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*Lips Moving at oppsite times as words actually coming out.*
Secret A1! You Have Disgraced My People! PREPARE FOR COMBAT!!!
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Bring it!
*Pulls out twin guns*
*adjusts tie*
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*Pulls out lollipop*
*Eyes shifts as I find out approximately how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop*
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 BRILLIANT!!!
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That's what I get for watching Family Guy...
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"Alright, kid, lemme see those two hams you got under your shirt."
"What?"
"Hey, waitaminute... Those aren't two hams! You're just a fat kid! Hey, Tom! They weren't hams, it's just a fat kid! You're just a fatty, aren't ya? Here. Have a chocolate, ya fatty..."
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Which episode is THAT from???
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Where Peter gets liposuction! Chris is at the grocerie, reading comics when he goes, "I love you She-Hulk..." Then one of the employee walks up to him...
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OH YEA, DUH!!!!! THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES!!! NOW I remember that quote!
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It's hilarious...
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It is definitely one of my favorite episodes.
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