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 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: THE ULTIMATE IDIOTS!!!! (comedy thingy) |
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The new great team on the market. They are.
CAPTIAN FAT!!!-- The name explains it all dont it?
THE HEAD SHRINK!!!!!-- He wanted to be like his hereo Hank pym but after his expermint went wrong he can now only grow his head size.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!!! Fear the walken.
THE EMO!!!!!! You could kill him but hes already dead to you. *Tear*
DELAYED REACTION MAN!!! With his delayed reaction he.....well he gets beat up a lot.
HANDICAPABLE!!!! Well....his in a wheel chair.
JO JO THE DOG FACED BOY!!!!!!! Hes a boy. With a dogs face.
FISH BOY!!!! Hes always complaing about needing water and then passes out.
WET WILLIE!!!!! Gaurd your ears well.....
FIRECRACKER!!!!! Hes eleven and has a box of fire crackers. Bad things are going to happen.
THE POT HEAD!!!!! No. Not that type. Hes got a pot on his head.
OCD MAN!!!!! HE WONT STOP WASHING HIS HAND!!!!!!!
AFROMAN!!!! Hes to cool to fight. He just walks around looking cool.
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Dude are you gonna write this? It sounds like it's gonna be hilarious!!!!!!!!! 
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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Of course im going to!
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It's gonna be great! Thos characters are funny! I like the slow reaction guy!
Haha! Bout time someone came up with a good comedy idea!
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The team landed there mini jet in the streets of san fransisco. Every one rushed down the hill towards the enemy.
"WHO ARE YOU!!!" Yelled Captian fat.
"I AM THE BEETALS FAN!!!" He yelled
"They arint even around any more dude." The head shrink said.
The man transformed into a giant beetle and began to attack the team.
"GET HIM HANDICAP KID!!!" Captian fat yelled. "Wait? Where is he?"
The team looked up the hill to see Handicap kid at the top of the hill. They saw he realese the breaks of his wheel chair.
"Oh no...." He said as he began to go to fast. He rolled right past the team and into oncoming traffic. HONK!! HONK!! SMASH!!
"Thats gonna leave a mark." Head shrink said.
The beetle kicked The EMo below the belt.
"HA!! ITS SO TIGHT DOWN THERE I DIDNT EVEN FEEL THAT!!!!" He yelled.
The beetle kicked him down the street.
"SLOW REACTION MAN LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!!!"
5 seconds later.
"Maybe i should dodge it..." BAM!
"Poor slow reaction time man." CAptian fat said. "AFRO MAN DO SOMETHIN!!"
"What and ruin the Afro?" He said as he walked away.
Firecrakcer ran at him but before he could throw the firecracker it went off.
"Ouch." He said as he passed out.
"I NEED MORE COW BELL!!!" Christpher walken yelled as he rang his own cow bell.
Jo Jo the dogfaced boy ran to the fight but had to turn and chase a cat.
OCD man ran at the bug but was forced to wash his hands.
Pot head ran at the beetale swinging his mighty pot! But he got stepped on.
"THATS IT!" Yelled the head shrink. He grew his head to 20 feet tall but the weight was to much and he fell over leveling a house.
"Crap..... There goes the crimnal." Captian fat said as he watched the Beetles fly away.
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Haha! Hilarious man! Well done!
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Thanks man.
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ahahahah, I love it!!
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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AWESOME!!
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| This is genius!!!! |
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The team (expect for handicapable who was tryong to wheel down the big hill towards the villian once more.) loaded into mini jet. It took off after the beast.
The beetals fan was robing a hot dog stand and crushing the hot dogs.
"NOOOO!!!!! " Captin fat screamed as he jumped out of the jet at the monster.
The head shrink looked back at the rest of the team.
"Any one know how to drive?"
Every one started to shake there heads no as the jet crashed into a building.
Captin Fat landed on the ground and began eating all the hot dogs.
"Don' orry ittle ot ogs ill ave ou!" Captian fat yelled with a mouth full.
The beetal turned and was about to crush Captian fat when Handicapable hit out the monsters other leg knocking him over. The force of the hit threw handicapable out of his wheelchair. He stood up and brushed him self off.
"HOLY $&!*!!!!" he yelled! " i can WALK!!!!" And with that the monster fell on top of him breaking his spin once more. As the beetal lay there he reached through the rubble of the mini jet and pulled out the fire cracker in one hand and Afro man in the other. HE ATE AFRO MAN IN ONE BITE!!!
"YOULL NEVER EAT ME ALIVE MONSTER!!!" Firecracker yelled as he lit a string of firecrackers. The explosion blew off the monsters hand. SUddenly the head shrink grew up and tripped over his own weight crushing the beast as he fell.
Clapping came from all around!
More even later!!!
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