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And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's Mightiest Heroes found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, The Avengers were born to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand!
A1 Steak Sauce! presents...
HELL'S AVENGERS
Issue #1 : Even Hell needs Heroes: Part 1
Writer: A1 Steak Sauce!
A city. A dark city. A city without heroes. The X-Men have all been killed, save Wolverine. The Fantastic Four are all dead, except The Thing. The world's greatest super hero team has split up for good. The Avengers are no more. Captain America is down helping out in New Orleans. Iron Man is with his Japanese company making technological advances for humanity. The rest of The Avengers are either retired or out of town. The Avengers are no more!
A city. A city in trouble. New York City. A new group of the World's most terrible and manical villians has formed. A type of club in a way. The villians in this group have called their "Exclusive Club" the Killer's Klub. They are in downtown New York City right now; robbing stores, hurting people, and having themselves what they call a "good time". In a very sick and demented sense of the words. The police are having no luck in stopping them and no heroes are challenging these villians. Who will stop these madmen?
New York City. Current date. Time is 7:33 at night.
Around the city eight unlikely heroes will join together to fight the evils of this city. All these heroes have done questionable deeds in their time, but nontheless all are true heroes. They will have to learn to work together if they are to restore any order at all to this great city! These eight heroes are..
DAREDEVIL
Real name: Matt Murdock
Time- 7:23 PM Place: Hell's Kitchen
CRACK! BAM! BAM! Daredevil, a blind hero in red, is on a street corner in Hell's Kitchen, punching thugs in the head while at the same time dodging bullets being fired from their pistol guns. There are four thugs, three of them rapists and the other one a known murderer. Daredevil swings his Numchuks cracking two of the thugs in the head. They both gey knocked out by the force of the ancient weapon.
BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM! The gunfire continues, barely missing Daredevil's head. But because of the radioactive waste that blinded him as a youth, he gained extrodinary abilities that could only be called "Super Powers". That accident strengthened all five of his senses, allowing Daredevil to dodge the bullets with ease. He lands on the ground after leaping past them and kicks the remaining two in their heads knocking them out. He stares down at them with his big red eyes. He then proceds to tie them up with some of his red rope and waits for the police to arrive. When all of a sudden he hears a very loud... BOOM!
Daredevil, with his enhanced hearing, hears the loud explosion from way across town. He knows that it can't be good. He quickly climbs up a building across the street and leaps from rooftop to rooftop as fast as he possibly can. As he approaches the area from which he heard the sound he smells the air and sees the black smoke rise up from the ground below. He then jumps down on the street below and sees eight horroble villians gathered and several other heroes arriving as well. He sees one villian he loathes more than all the others combined. Bullseye! He glares at Bullseye and gets ready for a big battle! 5 minutes ago in another part of town...
THE PUNISHER
Real name: Frank Castle
Time- 7:27 PM Place: New York City rooftop
CHA-CHIK! CLICK! KA-CRICK! Those are the sounds of a Sniper Rifle being reloaded on a building rooftop. The man reloading the rifle is now attaching a scope to it. His name is a name known and feared by all criminals Frank Castle-The Punisher! He is now kneeled over on a rooftop across the street from a gas station which is just now being robbed. Through the glass windows of the gas station Punisher can see through the darkness of the night and inside the station.
What he sees on the inside makes him very angry. Inside there are two robbers holding the workers at gun point. Punisher scowls and zooms in on one of his target's head with his rifle. Just then as he's about to pull the trigger, from a few blocks down Punisher hears a loud BOOM! "Crap, it must be more trouble" Punisher thinks. " No time to make the precise kill shot" he thinks again. " Take the shots, Frank" he says to himself. Within the blink of an eye he shows mercy and shoots the first robber in the knee dropping him to the ground. Before the other one has time to react, The Punisher puts a bullet in his hip putting him down too. He saved the attendant's life and money.
After that he turns his attention to the smoke he sees down a couple of blocks. He runs as fast as he can until he arrives and sees the eight villians and the other heroes just arriving. He sees one villian, The Green Goblin, and cracks a smile then says "This should be fun". He then whips out dual machine guns ane prepares for battle. 48 minutes ago in the county of Weschester...
WOLVERINE
Real name: James Howlett "Logan"
Team affiliation: X-Men
Time- 6:45 Place: Weschester highway on the way to NYC
VROOM! VROOM! SNIKT! SNAKT! SNKIKT! SNAKT! The mutant X-Man known as Wolverine cruises 90 MPH on his Motorcycle down the Highway. His adamantium claws keep coming out, then recede. In and out! Why? Because he's angry. Angrier than he's ever been before. And of course with good reason. Mystique, who was until just recently an X-Man, betrayed and killed the entire tem of X-Men! Save of course, himself.
She ran off and into a red car and drove off, headed towards downtown New York City. Mystique got away. Wolverine is following her scent. All Logan sees is red. Red seething anger. Mystique and her gateaway vehicle are long gone. But does that stop Wolverine from getting revenge? NO WAY!
He is currently following a trail. He can smell her. He is following her scent, like a wolf does it's kill. And when he finds her, Wolverine knows, nothing is gonna stop him from killing her! For what she did to the X-Men. He's gonna take her apart for her betrayal. 45 minutes later of Ridin'...
Wolverine, who is wearing his classic Brown and Tan costume, is now downtown NYC. Mystique's scent is now real strong. " What the--" Wolverine says as he rides closer to her. He rounds a corner and smells something odd. Wolverine smells an old foe. " Grrrrrrrrrrr" Wolverine growls angrily.
As he rounds another corner of a street he finally sees Mystique's red car parked. He has finally arrived. All of a sudden he sees a orange pumpkin Bomb getting hurled on top of the empty car. BOOM! Up in flames and smoke goes the red car. The eight villians on the street all laugh hideous laughs. Wolverine sees Mystique and goes red hot. Then he sees someone else. " I knew I smelled 'im" Wolverine thought in anger. SNIKT! SNIKT! Wolverine pops both of his claws and gets furious! "SABERTOOTH" Wolverine yelled loudly. Then all the other heroes started to arrive and Wolverine yells " Let's do this"! 8 minutes ago in a Catholic Church acroos Town...
BLADE
Real name: Frank Blade
Time- 7:25 PM Place: St. Paul's Church, NYC
HSSSSSSSS! KRUNN...! ARGGGGGIEEE! Those are the sounds of a vampire as the half vampire, half man Blade, drives a wooden stake through it's heart. Two vampires already lie dead at Blade's feet and the third and final vampire, Blade has pinned against the wall of the Church indoors. He is currently trying to drive a stake through it's heart, but the vampire keeps struggling, not allowing Blade to get it in his chest.
Blade sees a nearby altar and grabbs a cup of Holy Water. He smiles at the vampire and says "Ever been baptized in your life, Blood sucker"? He then pors the holy water all over the vampire's face and the Vampire cried " Aiiieeeee". As his face was melting Blade said " Goodnight" and he sticks the stake right through the Vampire's chest and into it's heart. The vampire then fell down dead.
"Another long night" Blade said as he yawned. All of a sudden from a few blocks away Blade hears a big BOOM! " What now" says Blade as he grabbs his weapons, runs outside, and down a few blocks until he sees the car on fire and smoking. He ten looks around and sees the other heroes arriving and the eight villians in the street. Then he sees the vampire villian Morbius and smiles. "Let's do this" Blade says with a crooked smile. 9 minutes ago in a dark alley in New York...
DEADPOOL
Real name: Wade Wilson
Time- 7:24 Place: Dark Alley in NYC
CRACK! SMACK! SLAP! SLAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Those were the sounds of the ensuing battle in a dark alley in New York City between Deadpool and four young grafetti artists. All four of them were probaly no older than seventeen. Deadpool caught them spraying paint all over the dark and dreary walls of the alley. And like a good citizen Deadpool is doing his job, by stopping them and punishing them for their mistake.
" Now boys, you know you really shouldn't mess up these beautiful bricks with your messy paint" Deadpool smirked. " Now I'm merely doing my civic duty and stoppin' ya" he said. SMACK! CRACK! Two of the teenagers fell on the ground and lied still. The other two just stared at Deadpool as he took out a sharp and pointy blade. Deadpool admired his blade and said " Do you guys like A.1. Steak Sauce, cause I love it when I'm eating some cow" Deadpool asked. "Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmm mmm" Deadpool said while smacking his lips under his mask.
" Well, I looooved our little chat, but I should probaly end this now" Deadpool boasted as he raised his blade in his right hand. The two teens looked at each other and then fainted. " Aw darnit, that's the ninth time that's happened to me this week" Deadpool muttered. All of a sudden, Deadpool heard a loud BOOM! " Now what could that be" Deadpool wondered as he ran towards the smoke he saw.
When he arrived to the street with the smoking car Deadpool saw the other heroes all just arriving. Then he turned his attention to the eight villians and he saw one that perked his intrest. " ULTRON, golly I am such a big fan, could I get an autograph"? asked Deadpool. " Ha this outta be a blast" Deadpool thought as he prepared to fight. 7 minutes ago, 3 blocks away...
ELEKTRA
Real name: Elektra Natchios
Time- 7:26 PM Place: NYC
HIYAAA! SSSWOO! KRICK! Down goes one gang member. Four more are left for the deadly female assasin, known as Elektra. " Can't we talk bout this, baby"?said one of the gang members. " NO, and I'm nnot your baby" Elektra replied as she kicked him in the chin, knocking him out of action. The other three all got sai's stuck in their legs putting them on the ground. "Why don't you losers do something with your lives " Elektra said to them. " I am so disgusted with idiots like you" she continued, " Get A Life"!
All of a sudden from about three blocks away, Elektra heard a big BOOM! " Whuzzat"? asked one of the criminals from the ground. " I don't know, stay here and I'll go check it out" Elektra said with a smirk. " Funny seein' I got a knife stuck in my leg you stupid chick" the criminal said with hatred. " That's the what's funny about it" Elektra shouted back as she started running towards the billowing smoke.
When she arrived in the area she saw all the other heroes just getting here as well, including Daredevil. " Matt " she thought. Then she looked at the eight smiling villians. " Bullseye" she thought angrily as she laid eyes on the villian. She also saw another person she loathed. Mystique! " Hmmm this should be quite a match up" she thought as she prepared for combat. 18 minutes ago, across town...
GHOST RIDER
Real name: Johnny Blaze
Time- 7:15 Place: Streets of NYC
VROOM! K-@%#@! VLARRR! VWOOSH! Those are the sounds of the hellish Ghost Rider as he ripps apart a pack of hungry and vicious Red Imps. The liitle red devils run rampant through the streets of New York City. The ghostly ghoul in black leather is riding on top of his flame covered motorcycle while whipping his metal linked Bike chain at the little creatures. He kills two at a time with that big and hard chain of his. Then he summons up some Hellfire to burn the little devils.
He also runs them over with his motorcycle, squashing them like roadkill. There are only five of them left now, and Ghost Rider finishes them off with his orange and red flames. They all burned to a crisp and were dead. "Hnn that was too easy" Ghost Rider bragged. " Go back down to hell and suffer you little creatures, then tell your lord Mephisto, that someday, someway, I will own his head" Ghost Rider shouted loudly. Ghost Rider then sat there for a moment on his bike to catch his breath when all of a sudden, he heard a loud BOOM!
Ghost Rider wasted no time when he heard the sound. He clutched his handle-bars and put the peddle to the meddle. He rode through the streets of New York like a madman. Ghost Rider picked up speed and weaved in and out of heavy traffic leaving a trail of orange and red flames behind him and his motorcycle.
When he got there shortly, he saw the smoke in the sky. Then he saw all the other gathered heroes in the street. He also saw the eight villians. He laid his eyes on one of the villians in particular and his eyes lit on fire. His fists clenched in rage. He parked his bike, whipped out his chain, and started walking towards the other heroes. " Blackheart" he whispered. "I'm gonna have your head this time" Ghost Rider threatened as he got ready for a blooby battle! 9 minutes ago on a rooftop nearby...
MOON KNIGHT
Real name: Marc Spector AKA: Jake Lockley, Steven Grant
Time- 7:24 Place: Building rooftop, NYC
CRACK! BROONG! BROONG! The ghostly white figure of terror known as Moon Knight is at it again! This time on a building rooftop against six known drug dealers. CRACK! Moon Knight uppercuts one of the criminals putting himout of commision. Another of the group charges at Moon Knight with a Butcher's knife in his left hand.
Moon Knight simply sticks his foot out and kicks him in the face. Down he goes. four more are left. Moon Knight reaches for two crescent Darts and tosses them at the criminals getting one in the leg and another in the hip, bringing them both down, hard on the ground. Moon Knight then looks at the remaining two with his glowing blue eyes and they tremble! Moon Knight can see their terror and fear, and he smiles underneath his mask.
Moon Knight grabs his staff and with amazing speed and strength, he jumps in the air and lands cracking the two in the head, knocking them out. For a breif minute Moon Knight stands there, admiring his work. He then raises his bloody staff, high in the air so it shines under the full moon and goes, " Another Victory For You Khonshu"!
Then all of a sudden he hears a loud BOOM! Moon Knight wastes no time as he takes off of the rooftop and glides for a few blocks on his white cape. He soars in the air until he reaches the area with all the smoke and sees a car on fire.
He dropps down to the street below and sees all the other heroes gathering for a huge fight! Then he sees all the villians right across from the heroes. A brawl is about to take place! Moon Knight sees one villian he hates. Taskmaster! Moon Knight walks up to the heroes as they form a side to oppose the villians! " Time for some Fun Stuff" Moon Knight says as he weilds his staff!
THE BATTLE
Time: 7:33 Place: Downtown New York City on a street
Downtown New York City. The time is 7:33 at night! A group of super-Villians known as the Killer's Klub has formed and has been causing doom throughout all of New York City! No heroes have dared to oppose them! Until Now...
The Avengers are no more. All of the heroes are either retired or out of town. The Fantastic Four are dead except The Thing! The X-Men are also all dead except Wolverine! The NYPD is way overwhelmed! The Killer's Klub is free to do whatever they please. Until now...
Fate has once again placed eight unlikely heroes together, to fight the foe that no single Super Hero could withstand! It is a war between eight super villians and eight super Heroes! But what the villians don't realize is the Hereoes are not fighting to lock them up! They are fighting t kill them! They are all lined up and facing each other as follows:
Daredevil vs. Bullseye
Punisher vs. Green Goblin
Wolverine vs. Sabertooth
Blade vs. Morbius
Deadpool vs. Ultron
Elektra vs. Mystique
Ghost Rider vs. Blackheart
Moon Knight vs. Taskmaster
"Hahahahahahahahahaha, this is gonna be great, killin' you Daredevil" Bullseye laughed in a crazed state. "You're a physcho and I am putting you down for good" Daredevil replied.
"Hahahahahahahaha, this is great, I gotta fight The Punisher"? Green Goblin laughed crazily. "You got a problom with that, Mr. Halloween"? Punisher asked him.
"Oh have I been waitin' fer this Logan, been waitin' for a good tussle" Sabertooth said. " I'm really pissed off right now Creed, so that means I'm gonna rip all yer guts out today, Bub" Wolverine barked.
" I'm gonna take your neck and snap it Daywalker" Morbius boasted. " I'd love to see you try" Blade said smiling.
" I will terminate your inferior life, you puny mortal" Ultron Spoke.
"Man for a robot ya sure talk a lot, you wanna get some coffe sometime"? Deadpool joked.
" Bad girl thinks she can take me down, good luck" Mystique laughed. "I'm gonna cut you up sister" Elektra stated.
" Johnny, you poor pathetic fool, I'm gonna take your soul for my Father" Blackheart said. " Go back to hell, you cold an' souless monster" Ghost Rider said with rage in his voice.
" You crazy lunatic, I am gonna kill you" Taskmaster threatened. "Good luck with that" Moon Knight sternly said.
" Enough, you losers aren't going to stop the Killer's Klub" Ultron spoke. "We'll see about that" Said Daredevil.
All the super villians and Heroes' fists' were clenched. Their eyes red with rage. Their teeth gritted in unimaginable anger! Thet were all ready for a battle! A battle to the death...
TO BE CONTINUED...
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And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's Mightiest Heroes found themselves United against a common threat. On that day, The Avengers were born to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand! A1 Steak Sauce presents...
HELL'S AVENGERS
Issue #2: Even Hell needs Heroes: Part 2
Writer: A1 Steak Sauce!
Fate has assembled the next and newest team of Avengers. These eight heroes are mostly none team people. They'll have to learn to work together if they are to accomplish anything together. For now their first obstacle is to stop the new group of Evil Super-Villians that are calling themselves The Killer's Klub.
The unnamed group of Heroes are squaring off on the streets of New York City right now. The time is 7:38 at night. They are facing each other like this:
Daredevil vs. Bullseye
Punisher vs. Green Goblin
Wolverine vs. Sabertooth
Blade vs. Morbius
Deadpool vs. Ultron
Elektra vs. Mystique
Ghost Rider vs. Blackheart
Moon Knight vs. Taskmaster
For the last five minutes they have all been talking smack. And now they're all ready for a fight, a fight to the death...
THE BATTLES
Time- 7:38 Place: On the streets of New York City
Dardevil narrowly dodged a couple of darts thrown by his arc-enemy Bullseye! " You're mine Dardevil" Bullsye laughed. Daredevil ran straight for Bullseye and punched him in the head. " It was over before it began Bullsye" Daredevil said.
BRTTT. BERITTT! The Punisher shoots his two machine guns at The Green Goblin, who is on his purple Goblin Glider riding in the sky. "Hahahaha, Ya missed me, ya missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" Goblin taunted. Punisher glared and shot his guns again this time hitting his Glider. Goblin's Glider lit on fire and Green Goblin was forced to jump off right next to The Punisher as his Glider sailed away in the distance. Punisher smiled.
RArrgghhh!!! RRRrrrrr!!! Wolverine luned for Sabertooth with the speed of a cheetah. Sabertooth just slapped Wolverine away with his right hand and says with a smile "You'll have to do better than that Logan". "I will" Wolverine replied as he unexpetedly stuck his right hand forward putting his righjt hand forward, sticking his claws in Sabertooth's stomach.
Hssssss! "Get a breath mint" Blad said as he gets out two stakes and dodges Morbius' clawed swipe. Morbius then runs at Blade and tackles him to the ground. Morbius tried to bite Blade in the neck, but Blade fought back and put it back for a second. "I have you now, Daywalker" Morbius said with a laugh.
Krzzzzz! Ultron shot red laser beams at Deadpool who dodges them by jumping. "Man, being a robot, how is that working out for you?" Deadpool said with a smirk. "Your life shall be ended, you pitiful mortal" Ultron Said. "Nah, I don't feel like dying now, but why dontcha ask me later?" Deadpool joked. " I've been wondering though Ultron, how do you go to the bathroom, I mean do you have to, I prefer not to know all the details by the way" Deadpool chatted on. Deadpool then pulled out three grenades and tossed them at Ultron. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, went the grenades as they blew up on Ultron. "That should take care of that" Deadpool said as he rubbed his hands together. When the smoke cleared Ultron was still standing in the same spot undamaged and he said "It will take a lot more than that to stop me". " Man I hate you, R2-D2" Deadpool said with a sigh.
Elektra kicked the villianous Mystique in the jaw, sending her flying into the air. Mystique quickly got up and punched Elektra hard in the face, but Elektra stands her ground. Elektra then took out a sai and stuck it in Mystique's left arm, making her wince in pain. Elektra then kicked Mystique in the jaw, yet again putting her down hard. "Now I'm gonna end this as she grabbs a sai and gets ready to finish off Mystique.
"Ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHA" Blackheart laughed. "You'll never reach me, Johnny" Blackheart laughed again as he shot his nehative energy pushing Ghost Rider back as he tried to get closer. "Fight you coward" Ghosr Rider said annoyed. "Why fight, when I can control you and make you kill the other heroes" Blackheart laughed again. " You can't do that you liar" Ghost Rider angrily replied. "Watch me" said Blackheart as he shot a black bolt of negative energy into Ghost Rider's body and laughed.
"Khonshu ' Moon Knight cried as he took a shot from Taskmaster. The force of the punch took Moon Knight down, and onto the ground. Moon Knight quickly got up and took a swing at Taskmaster, but Taskmaster blocked it and punched Moon Knight back, in the jaw. Moon Knight fell down and he could feel the wrm blood trickle down his chin. Takmaster laughed at him. Moon Knight's eyes glowed an eerie blue as he got up from the ground.
"You're gonna die" Bullseye said as he threw three darts from the ground at Daredevil. Daredevil easily dodges the darts, but then an unexpected fourth dart came quickly at him, and got Daredevil in the left knee. Daredevil then falls down, onto the ground. Bullseye got up and smiled an evil smile. Then he grabbs a knife and walks over to Daredevil. Bullseye kneeled to the ground, let out a dry laugh and goes "I've been dreamin' of this day for years". Bullsye laughed again and started to bring the knife downward, ever closer to Daredevil's throat!
"Nice day eh'?" Green Goblin nervously asked. "Guess what, Gobby?" Punisher smiled. "Uh...uh... What?" Green Goblin asked, this time sweating underneath his mask. "I'm Trigger-Happy"Punisher leaned over and whispered. "Uh Oh" Green Goblin uttered. "Damn Straight" said Punisher as he pulled the trigger on one of his machine guns!
"Hnnnnn... that...all...ya got, lil' ... girl?"Sabertooth said as he rolled on the ground trying to heal the hole that Wolverine made in his stomach. "Get up and we'll finish this, bub" Wolverine yelled. Sabertooth managed to get up. Wolverine yelled and lept in the air right for his arc-enemy Sabertooth. Sabertooth growled and punched Wolverine back, like a player would a hit back a volleyball! Wolverine quickly got up and ran back at Sabertooth again, only to be hit from a laser on his back! The laser was from Ultron and it stopped Wolverine dead in his tracks. Sabertooth smiled in satisfaction.
"Get offa me, ya freak" Blade said as he kicked Morbius off of him. Blade then got up at the exact same time that Morbius did, and slugged the evil vampire in the face. Balde then grabbed a wooden stake and threw if for Morbius' chest. Morbius swiped it down in the air, stopping it from inflicting any pain. Morbius then hissed at Blade, revealing his his fangs.
"Shoot, sorry Logan, this guy's a nutcase and a handful" Deadpool said to Wolverine who was on the ground from a blast caused by Ultron. "Shuddup and get this jerk off me" said Wolverine as Sabertooth started to strangle him. "Yeah, Yeah, I'll be right there" replied Deadpool as he dodged three bolts of electricity from Ultron. "Stop where you are you pathetic human" Ultron said to Deadpool. "Yeah well wait a sec, I got one helluva wedgie right now" Deadpool joked as he ran towards Sabertooth. Just as he was about to collide with Sabertooth, Deadpool whipped ot twin machine guns and pulled both of the triggers simutaneously. Brrrrrtttttttt! Brrrrtttttttt!!! Deadpool shot Sabertooth with about 75 rounds, leaving Sabertooth on the ground. Sabertooth was a pile of bllod and bullets and he uttered "Ouch".
"It's over Creed" said Wolverine as he got up and put his claws through Sabertooth's chest. "Arrrgggg" Sabertooth howled in extreme pain. "It's gonna take ya hours to heal that mess" Wolverine said. Sabertooth scowled and cried in pain, then passed out, a bloody heap. "Nice job Wadey" Wolverine said to Deadpool. "It's good ta see ya again you tub of Lard" Deadpool joked. "You fools shall perish before the awesome might of Ultron" Ultron boasted. "I think we might need help to take this robot down" Deadpool said to Wolverine. "I ain't arguing" Wolverine replied. They both dodged Ultron's vicious attacks and went off to help the other heroes.
"Goodbye" Elektra said to Mystique, who was laying on the ground. She lifted her sai high and got ready to throw it through Mystique's stomach. "You so much as lay a finger on her, then I'm gonna cut yer throat" Wolverine said as he walked up behind Elektra. "Don't tell me you're on their side now" Elektra said. "I ain't, Mystique betrayed an' killed the X-Men an' now I'm gonna return the favor" Wolverine growled with anger.
"Be my guest" Elektra said as she moved out of the way allowing Wolverine to pass. Wolverine walked up to Mystique who was still on the ground. Wolverine kneeled down and poped his right claw. SNIKT! It went right through Mystique's left shoulder! "Aiiiiiieeeeeeee" Mystiqe screamed and sobbed. "I'm gonna make you suffer 'afore I kill ya" Wolverine whispered. "You traitorous, retched an' cold heared...". Wolverine trailed off as he was blasted from behind by a red laser. "You dare opress the Killer's Klub?" Ultron asked. "You'll pay the Ultimate price" said Ultron. Ultron blasted Elektra, Wolverine, and Deadpool away from Mystique with his laser cannon.
"Ooooffff" Elektra cried as the three hit a building across the street. They recovered quickly and Elektra said "Wolverine we need to help the others, or else Ultron is gonna vaporize us". "Yeah then after that you can take all the time you need in killing that blue trout lady... uh... thing" Deadpool said. "Kay but let's hurry" Wolverine said in anger.
"Rise my puppet" Blackheart commanded. Ghost Rider stood up. "Good, now kill everyone her, except me, including the Killer's Klub" Blackheart lauged. "Then bow to me when you're done Zarathos" Blackheart laughed again. "You really thought you could control the Spirit Of Vengance?" Ghost Rider asked. "Johnny?" Blackheart asked. "I toldja you couldn't control me" said Ghost Rider as he ran straight for Blackheart.
Before Blackheart could react, Ghost Rider punched him in his demonous head. Then before Blackheart could recover, Ghost Rider summoned hellfire and burned Blackheart to a crisp. He then whipped out his chain and cracked Blackheart's head open by whipping it with powerful force. "Now I'm gonna finish this" Ghost Rider said as he lit his hands on fire. "Vengance shall be had" Ghost Rider said. "Not today, Johnny" Blackheart said as he teleported into black smoke and vanished without a trace. Ghost Rider growled.
Through the cold and darkness, Jihnny Blaze swore he heard Blackheart whisper in his head "I'll be back Johnny, and when I return Hell on Earth shall reign into eternity, and it will be your fault". Ghost Rider clenched his teeth together, scraping them in anger. Ghost Rider turned around and saw Moon Knight struggling with Taskmaster. He ran to go help!
Kri-Ack! Moon Knight kicked Taskmaster right between the eyes. "Aioww, you little monkey" Takmaster cried. "Monkey?" Moon Knight asked. "MONKEY?" Moon Knight screamed insanely. Moon Knight snapped. "You dare cll the Fist of Khonshu, a monkey" Moon Knight shouted. Moon Knight grabbed a crescent dart and shoved it through Taskmaster's stomach. Blood ran thick down Taskmaster's costume. Moon Knight grabbed another crescent dart and pushed it through Takmaster's right leg. Then he pushed another dart through his left leg. "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG, I'm gonna kill you" Taskmaster yelled as he put his right hand on Moon Knight's throat and clenched down hard. Taskmaster was stranggling Moon Knight!
Moon Knight was helpless before Taskmaster! FWOOSH! Ghost Rider hit Takmaster in the back of the head with a ball of fire. "Harrrrggg" Taskmaster cried out as he let go of Moon Knight. Moon Knight wasted no time and punched Takmaster in the head. CRACK! Taskmaster went out like a light. "C'mon we have to work together if we're gonna take down Ultron" Elektra explained to Moon Knight and Ghost Rider. "I only worked alone" Moon Knight stated firmly. " I'm in" Ghost Rider said. "Moon Knight, that's tough, cause we're gonna have to team up for this one" Elektra said. Moon Knight hesitantly agreed. They all headed for Daredevil next!
"Sicko" Elektra yelled as she disarmed Bullseye's knife with one of her sias'. "Hoya Honey"Bullseye smiled. "How's my sweet little baby, doing tonight?" Bullseye said. "Move away from Daredevil this instant or you'll learn a whole new definition of the words Pain and suffering" Elektra threatened. "Ooohh feelin' hostile tonight, eh?" Bullsye laughed. "That's how I like my girls in the evening" Bullseye stated. "Shut yer' face bub or I'll be forced to shut it for you" Wolverine glared. Bullseye didn't pay any attention to Daredevil, and that cost him dearly.
Daredevil got up behind Bullsye and grabbed his neck. Daredevil was more angry than he'd ever been before in his whole life! Daredevil started turning Bullseye's neck and it went Krrrrr... "Matt, No, It's not worth it" Elektra cried. "I hate him" Daredevil yelled. "I'm gonna snap his neck and then he'll never ever hurt another innocent soul ever again" Daredevil stated. "Please It isn't worth it" Elektra pleaded with concern. Daredevil scowled. Then Daredevil spoke "Grrrr... You're...You're... right". Daredevil took out his nunchuck and beat Bullseye on the top of the head it, and released him. Bullseye went limp and passed out onto the street. "C'mon let's go" Elektra said to Daredevil. "Let's like, stop that big robot guy" Deadpool said. "First we have to have all of us together if we're gonna suceed" Daredevil commented. "So let's get a move on" Ghost Rider said as they went to help the others.
The Punisher pulled the trigger on his machine gun and pointed it at The Green Goblin. But just before the bullets came out, Punisher was blasted by a bolt of red laser light, knocking him down, making him drop his gun. "Hahahahahahahahahahaha, Thanks Ultron" Green Goblin laughed as he kicked Punisher in the face. " Now who's winning this fight?" Green Goblin boasted. "Not you" said Moon Knight as he hit Green Goblin in the back of the head with his staff. Green Goblin fell down and Punisher got back up, picked up his gun, and pointed it at Green Goblin.
"You pathetic fool" said Ultron as he hit Punisher with his metal fist. Punisher went flying. Green Goblin got up, turned around, and saw the heroes gathered behind him. Goblin panicked and started to run away. "Stop him" Daredevil yelled as he dodged a bolt of electricity from Ultron. "Oh I will" said Elektra as she threw a sai, hitting him in in the back of his left leg, dropping him to the ground. " C'mon let's help Blade out quick, huh?" Elektra asked. "Yes" Moon Knight replied as he helped The Punisher to his feet.
"Why don't you just fall down?" Blade asked. "Ha, not a chance in the world" Morbius said with a laugh. Blade dodged an attack from . "All-right, this is getting old" Blade said as he quickly faked right and left and then stabbed a wooden stake through Morbius' chest and into his heart. "Blade, we're gonna help you with..." Daredevil trailed off. "I don't need your damn help" Blade said with a sly little smile.
"What the hell are you guys supposed to be anyway?" Blade asked. "We're nothin' bub, just teaming up to take down these jerks" Wolverine Said. "We have to temporarily team-up if we're gonna defeat Ultron" Punisher added. "Well, I'm in" Blade said. "Cute" said Ultron from behind the heroes' backs. "You need eight, to beat me?" asked Ultron. "That will never work you poor pathetic fools" Ultron said. "We are gonna beat you Ultron, like we did your so called Club" responded Ghost Rider. "Vengance shall be served" Ghost Rider continued. "For you Khonshu", Moon Knight spoke getting ready for battle. "Bring on your worst" Ultron boasted.
FINAL BATTLE
The Heroes vs. Ultron
Time- 8:03 Place: Streets of NYC
"Die you puny humans, die" said Ultron as he blasted his laser cannon at the heroes. "Everybody jump" Daredevil said. They jumped high and dodged Ultron's attack. "Whoa"Deadpool said. "Are you suffering from deep, emotional problems?" Deadpool asked. "Shut up human"Ultron yelled as he pounded his fists against the the street, causing the ground to shake. All the heroes fell down from the powerful tremor. "You're all through, now" Ultron laughed.
Ultron blasted his red laser beam at his first two targets: Deadpool and Daredevil. They were both laying on the ground helpless, when the red laser shot at them. Just as it was about to hit them, Moon Knight grabbed the back of their costumes and yanked them out of the way, just in time. Pssshhh! The laser hit the street and left a big melted pot hole in the ground. "Thanks" Daredevil said to Moon Knight.
"We're getting crushed out here, we need a frickin' plan" Punisher said as he shot Ultron with a machine gun. His bullets had no effect, and they merely bounced off him. "I agree, everyone retreat for a sec, and we'll think of some wy to stop him" Daredevil motioned. "Screw that, I got my own damn plan" Wolverine said. "Wolverine whatever your plan is, It's probaly dumb, so c'mon and let's make one together" Blade shouted as he dodged a laser beam. "Shut up ya geek" Wolverine said as he popped both of his claws. "Wolverine...Wait" Daredevil shouted. It was too late!
Wolverine said "I've had enough of this bub, it's time to end this", as he ran full speed at Ultron with both of his claws extended. "Hahahahaha" Ultron cackled as he shot Wolverine out of the air with a reed laser beam! Wolverine bounced a few times on the pavement before going flying behind Ultron. Then Wolverine passed out.
"Some plan" Moon Knight said. "Come on and hurry, I think I have a plan" Daredevil said as he ran acroos the street. All of the other heroes followed, except Wolverine who was unconcoious. "You cowards, we're not through yet" Ultron shouted. "Don't worry honey bunny, we'll be riggghhhtt back" said Deadpool.
"So what's the plan DD?" Elektra asked. "Well I was thinking of something like this" Daredevil responded. "First we'll all charge at him and then three of us will go to to the left and four of us will go to his right" Daredevil said. " Next, You, Ghost Rider, will summon some hellfire ans please attempt to het him in the head, aim for his eyes" Daredevil said. Psshamm! Ultron blasted at the heroes from across the street. "We'll be riiiight back, Darlin'" Deadpool called out. "Then Moon Knight, stick him with one of your darts in his neck" Daredevil ordered. "Taht'll provide the proper leverage to yank his head off" Daredevil said. "Punisher and Deadpool, just keep shooting at him until you're out of bullets, that will serve as a perfect distraction" Daredevil said. "Hit him in the stomach with your bullets all right?" Daredevil asked the two heroes. "Why?" Punisher asked.
"That's where I come in" Daredevil continued, "I am climbing on the back of his head and will be pulling on that dart, Moon Knight" Daredevil said. "You think you'll be able to rip his head off, then you're as crazy as hell" Ghost Rider told him. "I sure the hell am" Daredevil said seriously. "What about us?" Blade asked. "Yeah, what's our jobs?" Elektra piped in. "Defense" Daredevil said. "Any question?" Daredevil asked. There was a long and heavy silence.Good, let's getr going" Daredevil cried as he lead the attack on Ultron.
Just like Daredevil said four heroes gathered to the right and three to the left. Ghost Rider, Blade, and The Punisher made up the left rank and Deadpool, Elektra, Moon Knight, and Daredevil made up the right. "Let's settle this" Ultron said. Just as Ghost Rider was about to do his part of the plan, and blind Ultron with hellfire, he got shot by Ultron's laser cannon. "Damn, Moon Knight, go now!" Daredevil ordered. Moon Knight threw a crescent dart, but Ultron blocked it and shocked Moon Knight with a bolt of electricity. "UNNGHH" went Moon Knight as he went flying backwards.
The Punisher and Deadpool shot Ultron with machine guns, but Ultron stood his ground and laughed. "You are pathetic" Ultron boasted. Ultron smacked Daredevil in the face knocking him down. For the last four standing, Ultron made another ground tremor and knocked down Elektra, Deadpool, Punisher, and Blade.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha, that was your best?" Ultron cackled. " Did you morons not realize that I have advanced hearing?" he asked them. "I heard your pitiful plan and I stopped it with ease" Ultron stated. "Why did you think that I did not attack you?" he asked. : I was listening to you morons plan" he laughed. " Once I kill all of you there will be no one left to stop me Ultron, the master of your world, your eternal ruler and king" Ultron shouted as he opened a secret compartment in his chestplate.
It revealed a big cannon with a bomb in it! "Goodbye you inferior monkeys" Ultron said with a chuckle. SNIKT! ... ... ... BONK! Off went Ultron's robot head onto the pavement below! When Ultron's body fell forwards and hit the ground, Wolverine was standing there with his right claw extended and a growl on his face. "So tell me who's plan is stupid now" Wolverine growled. " What are you talking about" said Blade as he stood up, " You passed out, that wasn't a plan"! " Ta hell it wasn't Bub, I pretended to be knocked out, an then waited for the right moment to attack" Wolverine argued.
*cough*" Good plan Logan and thanks for saving our lives" Elektra said with a smile. "Whatever, Bub" Wolverine said. "Now if you'll scuse me, I got some unfinished bussiness with..." Wolverine stopped talking. "Gone" Punisher said as he walked over. "They're all gone" Moon Knight said. "How did they get away, we got em' pretty good" said Balde. Sniff, Sniff! Wolverine smelled the air, paused, then said "Teleportation spell". "No one her can teleport" Said Blade. " There is one... " Ghost Rider said. "Blackheart" Ghost Rider told them. "He musta came back and grabbed his teammates, but why?" Ghost Rider thought. "He didn't care two cents about them" he thought some more.
"Well there's nothing more we can do tonight, people" Daredevil said. "We stopped the Killer's Klub" Elektra said. There was silence for a moment and no one said anything.
"Well I should be going" Ghost Rider said. "Yeah, later" Punisher said as he ran off into the night. "Bye Daredevil" Elektra said as vanished down an alley. "Don't bother me ever again" Moon Knight said sternly as he climbed to a building rooftop. "Heh, Bye" said Blade. "I'm blowin' this popstand, bub" Wolverine said. "Logan where will you go?" Daredevil asked him. "Back to the X-Mansion for the night and then I'll pack up and leave in th' mornin'" Wolverine answered. He then climbed on his motorcycle and sped away towards Weschester. "Well I'm gone girls" Deadpool stated. As Deadpool passed Ultron he stuck his tongue out at him and then was on his way! Ghost Rider sped away on his motorcycle leaving Daredevil alone on a dark and abandoned street with just the inactive Ultron. Daredevil climbed onto a rooftop of an eight story building and thought." The Police will clean this mess and maybe the city will stay safe for a while" he pondered.
"It's a shame, though" Daredevil thought. "No heroes around anymore except us" he thought. "The Fantastic Four are done, The X-Men are dead, and The Avengers broke up again". " This city need a team of Avengers". "I hate standing here , knowing the The Avengers are done". "We need The Avengers". We need a team of heroes who aren't afraid to get the job done, instead of just always locking them up and waiting for them to bust out". "A hardcore team of Avengers" he thought. "Captain America always said that all the times The Avengers formed it was to fight the foes that no single super-Hero could withstand". "And there's no way any anyone of us could have that themselves". "Has fate chosen the next team of Avengers?" Daredevil wondered. "I've never been an Avenger, but maybe...". "Don't worry New York, I'm not gonna let the Avengers die out on you" Daredevil thought.
"The Avengers will live once more" Daredevil shouted as he raised his right hand high, ever so high, in th night sky!
The Avengers are Back!?!?
TO BE CONTINUED...
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