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My favorite one's "Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris."
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A1 Steak Sauce
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Nice! 
I love Chuck Norris facts so much!
How about this one,
No one can beat Superman. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Or this one, which is one of my faves!
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you!
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Or how 'bout, "If Chuck Norris were ever to fight himself, he'd win."
I love how compeletly nonsensical these facts are...
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Yeah they're so stupid, but yet so amazingly hilarious!
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Chuck Norris once made love to an 18 wheeler. Their offspring? Optimus Prime! 
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The one with the Chuck Norris toilet paper and how it doesn't take shit from anybody!!
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That one is great!
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Some of my favorites.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but a glare from Chuck Norris liquefies your kidneys.
If Darth Vader and Batman were to get in a fight Chuck norris would win.
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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public
Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
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The art of ass-kicking!
Or something.
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In real life he if im not mistaken is a black belt in Ti Kwon Do.
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